Jonathan Denmark's Kickstarter Rewards

As noted on the Kickstarter blog, Denmark has created a highly original series of rewards for those willing to fund his indie hip-hop album. Among them:


The printed album + I will accompany you to an awkward wedding and shake your ex’s hand. I will grip the hand to the strength of your choice. Los Angeles area, will travel if expenses are covered.

As I type, this level’s already got one backer.