‘I like when the music blasts as soon as the site loads. It signals to everyone at work that I am going out to eat!’ — No one I know.
’I enjoy the realistic experience of clicking and dragging virtual pages back and forth to view the wine selection.’ — Never a soul
’Why would anyone want to skip this intro? I think I’ll watch it again.’ — Zero people
’I hope the phone number and address are actually images so I can’t copy and paste them!’ — No persons